News: Straight to your dome piece

• The Tevez saga continues
• Now it's $5.09 for a latte
  
• Jesus dolls now available at Wal-Mart!
• Obama has to step up his game--get black people to vote for him--if he wants a shot at the big time
• Sorry Taiwan, only one China allowed
• William Kristol fails to realize that success is actually the antonym of failure