Barack Obama: SPECTRE member, able to crush stone into powder. How can you stop that?!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Bob Beckel, former manager of Walter Mondale's 1984 presidential campaign (that worked out well eh?), argues that Hillary Clinton is the no-brainer choice for Obama's VP nod. People who don't support the idea are just straight up haters since Hillary's iron fist clench on success will assure victory. Best line:
"If you are elected Senator, so the charge goes, the Clintons will be constant problems for you. Hillary will promote her own agenda and Bill will wander the West Wing subverting your presidency. Absurd."
It's Not Even Close: Obama Should Pick Clinton for VP
Obama called McCain's proposed $300 million prize for a new electric car battery a "bounty" for some "rocket scientist to win." McCain's plan for greening up America: electric wizardry and drilling for more oil. MAVERICK!
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Girl Talk (aka Greg Gillis) is back at it again. Filled with samples of questionable legality, this time the nicest rascal on the block is allowing you to name your price and save. Dope!
Girl Talk - Feed the Animals LP
Monday, June 09, 2008
The Dutch boys in Orange are currently crushing Italy 3-0. With the best goals of the tourney thus far and 90 minutes of open attacking football the Dutch are looking like they've got something to prove this year. Why play D when your opponents can't score. Totally sick.
Sunday, June 08, 2008
1. Euro 2008 Finals
2. A free tasting of the last keg ever (in the world) of Hurlimann Samichlaus at Brasserie Beck
3. Summer patios . . . for every meal
4. 3 am loud, drunk, ex-military, tattoo artists with Prodigy haircuts on the Metro
5. On the Red Line:
Tourist girl, loudly: "Hey! Where's that tall pointy thing?!" (looks at metro map) "Oh, Smith Stadium!"
Tourist girl: "Does this thing go to New York City?"