Dr. No

Barack Obama: SPECTRE member, able to crush stone into powder. How can you stop that?!

Terrorist Fist Bumps for Everybody!

Not you too Mac! Not you too!
New York Magazine

Not Alex

John McCain, baby thief?

Terminator 3: The Rise of Clinton

Bob Beckel, former manager of Walter Mondale's 1984 presidential campaign (that worked out well eh?), argues that Hillary Clinton is the no-brainer choice for Obama's VP nod. People who don't support the idea are just straight up haters since Hillary's iron fist clench on success will assure victory. Best line:

"If you are elected Senator, so the charge goes, the Clintons will be constant problems for you. Hillary will promote her own agenda and Bill will wander the West Wing subverting your presidency. Absurd."

It's Not Even Close: Obama Should Pick Clinton for VP

Green up America

Obama called McCain's proposed $300 million prize for a new electric car battery a "bounty" for some "rocket scientist to win." McCain's plan for greening up America: electric wizardry and drilling for more oil. MAVERICK!

Girl Talk pt. DUDE!

Girl Talk (aka Greg Gillis) is back at it again. Filled with samples of questionable legality, this time the nicest rascal on the block is allowing you to name your price and save. Dope!
Girl Talk - Feed the Animals LP

Love is All - Busy Doing Nothing

Best Show Ever.

Summer Treat

This has to be the most exciting summer treat ever--which is saying a lot considering there's no booze in it (call the scientists!).

Ice Cream Cupcakes

Euro 2008 Update

The Dutch boys in Orange are currently crushing Italy 3-0. With the best goals of the tourney thus far and 90 minutes of open attacking football the Dutch are looking like they've got something to prove this year. Why play D when your opponents can't score. Totally sick.

Beautiful Bits of Summer in DC

1. Euro 2008 Finals

2. A free tasting of the last keg ever (in the world) of Hurlimann Samichlaus at Brasserie Beck

3. Summer patios . . . for every meal

4. 3 am loud, drunk, ex-military, tattoo artists with Prodigy haircuts on the Metro

5. On the Red Line:

Tourist girl, loudly: "Hey! Where's that tall pointy thing?!" (looks at metro map) "Oh, Smith Stadium!"
Friend: ".....Smithsonian."
(silence)
Tourist girl: "Does this thing go to New York City?"